What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

Why do you write?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

Were there any friendly fire incidents involving American submarines, aircraft carriers, or battleships during World War II or World War I?

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?